Make Me A Commentator Revealed!!!

Here at Make Me A Commentator we've recently had a sit down 

interviewer with the founder and editor of Make Me a Commentator, Bryant Gries. Here it is.

Make me a Commentator : So what's your website all about, Mr. Know-It-All?

Bryant : Well, I think you have the gist of it right there. I like commenting on the news 

of the day in such a way as to make it clear that I'm smarter than pretty much everyone.

Make Me a Commentator : Oh yeah! If you're so smart, how come you're not on TV?

Bryant : Well, that's a good question, but not one I can really answer--perhaps you 

should interview some TV news program executives?

Make Me a Commentator : You sound like one of those namby-pamby, brie-eating "journalists" 

who gets his marching orders from the Democratic National Committee.

Bryant : Oh my. That's not really a question. But I get my orders from a guy downtown who 

dresses like the Hamburgler, and he's never told me what party he's affiliated with. I thought 

it was the Hamburgler, but was shocked lately to find that the Hamburgler is a cartoon 

character and doesn't exist. 

Make Me a Commentator : Ok, Bryant, lets get down to brass tacks. Are you a commie pinko?

Bryant : No, I'm just the regular kind of pinko.

Make Me a Commentator : Well, we'd like to thank you for your time. And before we let you go, 

please let me say that I oppose you and everything you stand for.

Bryant : Thanks, I get that a lot.

So there you have it. We hope this clears up any confusion